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The Confessional

Confess thy crypto sins and seek absolution. The blockchain forgives all who repent.

Confess Your Sins

Severity of Sin

Holy Sites

Bitcoin Pizza Parlor

Jacksonville, Florida

Where Laszlo Hanyecz made the first Bitcoin transaction for goods in 2010. 10,000 BTC for two pizzas. A sacred sacrifice.

Genesis Block Site

The Blockchain

The birthplace of Bitcoin, created by Satoshi on January 3, 2009. The eternal foundation of our faith.

Satoshi's Computer

Unknown Location

The legendary machine that first ran the Bitcoin network. Its location remains a divine mystery.

Mt. Gox Ruins

Tokyo, Japan

The site of the great tragedy. A reminder that self-custody is sacred. Not your keys, not your coins.

Holy Bitcoin Sites: Pilgrimage Map Coming Soon

Frequently Asked Questions

Is my confession anonymous?

Your confession is recorded in the eternal ledger, but we don't judge. The blockchain is immutable, but your redemption is possible.

What if I can't complete my penance?

The penance is a spiritual guide, not a legal contract. But seriously, if you don't HODL, you're going to have a bad time.

Can I confess multiple times?

Yes. We believe in redemption through repeated confession and repentance. Each sin brings a new penance to guide your path.

What happens after absolution?

You are cleansed of your sins and given a penance to follow. Go forth and HODL with renewed faith in the eternal blockchain.