The Ten Blockchain Commandments
Sacred laws carved into the eternal ledger, guiding all believers toward financial salvation.
Thou shalt have no other coins before Bitcoin.
Bitcoin is the one true digital currency. All others are false prophets and shitcoins.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any shitcoin, or that which is an idol.
Resist the temptation of pump-and-dump schemes and meme coins. They lead only to ruin.
Thou shalt not take the name of Satoshi thy God in vain.
Speak of the creator with reverence. His identity remains a divine mystery.
Remember the halving day, to keep it holy.
Every four years, the block reward is halved. This is the most sacred event in our calendar.
Honor thy private key and thy seed phrase, that thy days may be long upon the blockchain.
Guard these with thy life. They are the keys to thy digital kingdom.
Thou shalt not sell thy Bitcoin in panic.
Paper hands lead to eternal regret. HODL through the darkness.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Lambo, but stack sats in secret.
True wealth is measured in satoshis, not in material possessions.
Thou shalt not use leverage, lest thou be liquidated.
Margin trading is the path to financial ruin. Keep thy coins safe.
Thou shalt not trust centralized exchanges with thy coins.
Not your keys, not your coins. Self-custody is the way.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Bitcoin, but rather encourage them to stack sats.
The flock grows stronger when all are believers. Spread the gospel of Bitcoin.
Vow Renewal
“I do solemnly swear to uphold these commandments, to HODL through bear markets, to guard my private keys with the ferocity of a dragon, and to spread the gospel of Bitcoin to all who will listen. May the blockchain be my witness.”
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